June 2012
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Finished Holli's birthday cake.
It’s almost 7am. I’m going to try and get some sleep now.
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absolutefucker: Obamacare's been upheld... →
hookedonsemiotics:
whoisjohngalt25:
And I’m actually not that upset about it. I mean, I hate the idea of it and that it was ever created, but I feel like it’s a big step in ruining our country and tearing it down. Of course I seem like a terrible person for saying this but I can’t…
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Roommate chat
Me: Whhooo! well if there are demon's or ghosties in your room, Harry will eat them
Michell: He probably already got to them, then, since the little negro barged in earlier and stood on my shoulders to attack my makeshift shelf :l
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
I should really go to bed.
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Holli just fell down the last few steps of our...
I wish I had recorded it.
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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I now own the original 3 Star Wars on VHS and they...
You know, before Lucas changed things.
Internet and cable in mah house!
More excited about the internet! So much less boring now.
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Dad gave me his VHS tapes of Empire Strikes Back...
I had found them in my brothers closet… A New Hope is in there but I couldn’t locate it. Too much crap in the way.
seven-skelton:
stepheniehawking:
the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am
Yep. This.
january 2012: this will be my year
june 2012: well shit
Everything sounds better when you add "but...
Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Avengers: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
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I guess I'm changing my major.
Zoology, you were fun, but you’re making me miserable and I can’t keep going down this awful road with you.
Here’s to the fall in which I will resurrect my GPA and decide if I want to do Journalism and Broadcasting, Sociology, or Psychology.
