“Let’s make reading cool again. If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!” —John Waters (via girlgoesgrrr)
Death by Tortoise
Aeschylus, a famous Greek dramatist boasted that he would only be killed if he gets a blow from heavens. On 456 BC a tortoise fell on his head from sky ( dropped by an eagle) and he died.
I have to listen to The Prodigy radio on Pandora just so I can write papers for school
Post status on Facebook saying how far into a paper I am. High School English teacher that I'm friends with comments on it.
I feel like I set myself up for that one.