1. jackofficers:

    liquor before beer youre in the clear

    beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

    (Source: screenspender, via dylanpurrry)

  2. mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

    mayor-jasmine:

    plaid-monkey:

    You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

    is this animal crossing

    (via dylanpurrry)

  3. (Source: nevebianca, via dylanpurrry)

  4. trapjeesus:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

But the cool otters use this pouch to hold a spare condom cause they’re swimming in that hot otter poon

You’re an idiot.

    trapjeesus:

    "Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

    But the cool otters use this pouch to hold a spare condom cause they’re swimming in that hot otter poon

    You’re an idiot.

    (Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul)

  5. damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

    damnaveragesheep:

    stripperina:

    rachellgmh:

    I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

    At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

    dude

    (Source: fivetail, via kidshit)

  6. awkwardnarturtle:

    i-mahu:

    There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

    This is the best description ever

    (via kidshit)

  7. faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

    faketual:

    Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

    (Source: irenababy, via kidshit)

  8. stupidfuckingsims:

    a few pictures from my recording today…

    This is how trapjeesus wants to play The Sims.

    (via imsheezusbitch)

  9. Holy shit there’s a lot of news.
    It’s true, the market is becoming saturated.

    (Source: stannisbaratheon, via imsheezusbitch)

  10. mysticalwitchbitch:

    evoria-chill:

    badtvblog:

    They fight with honor within these walls

    Son

    I love this

    (Source: bgcfavs)

  11. dumbasschronicles:

    catesstrophe:

    today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

    she just kept going 

    i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

    working in customer service

    Customer’s are sometimes awful self-absorbed people.

    (via y02mustang)

  12. postracialcomments:

scifi-fantasist:

blacksupervillain:

anarcho-queer:

U.S. Democrats plan to give Israel an addition $225 million for military spending. The same bill also cuts $1 billion of emergency funds meant to deal with the 50,000 undocumented child migrants held in crowded and unsanitary border facilities.
Israel already received $504 million for the joint U.S.-Israel Missle Defense Program for the Fiscal Year of 2014. That is not including the $3.1 Billion the Obama Administration spent on Foreign Military Financing (FMF) for Israel for the Fiscal Year 2014.

Fuck this

no money for water in detroit
no money for public schools
no money for student loan debt relief
no money for healthcare 
no money for crumbling infrastructure
no money for economic investment in inner cities and indian country
no money 
no money 
no money 
no money

People need to get angry now

    postracialcomments:

    scifi-fantasist:

    blacksupervillain:

    anarcho-queer:

    U.S. Democrats plan to give Israel an addition $225 million for military spending. The same bill also cuts $1 billion of emergency funds meant to deal with the 50,000 undocumented child migrants held in crowded and unsanitary border facilities.

    Israel already received $504 million for the joint U.S.-Israel Missle Defense Program for the Fiscal Year of 2014. That is not including the $3.1 Billion the Obama Administration spent on Foreign Military Financing (FMF) for Israel for the Fiscal Year 2014.

    Fuck this

    no money for water in detroit

    no money for public schools

    no money for student loan debt relief

    no money for healthcare 

    no money for crumbling infrastructure

    no money for economic investment in inner cities and indian country

    no money 

    no money 

    no money 

    no money

    People need to get angry now

    (via mysticalwitchbitch)

  13. officialfrenchtoast:

    cool date idea:

    1. come over to my place with your dog

    2. leave your dog

    3. go home

    (via kidshit)

  14. captaingrumpycub:

    mae-hem replied to your post “That Was So Weird”

    Did you get to see anything?

    Nope, curtain blocked my face. I asked about it, and it’s actually so that I can’t breath on the open wound. I assume part of it has to do with patient anxiety, too, so they won’t show it as a rule.

    That’s lame!

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