• Taylor: I have to fart.
    • Me: Then let slip the dogs of war.
  1. chickenwarrior8:

    so cute. I need to watch this movie again!

    (Source: shadesofshit, via ladyofrage)

  2. What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions

    TAYLOR!

    (via slicesofyou)

  3. my inner cougar is going crazy this week…. i just want all these younger guys that are around me.

  4. botanyandbooks:

body appreciation

This seems risky

    botanyandbooks:

    body appreciation

    This seems risky

    (via nobletraveler)

  5. alegbra:

    davejade:

    dont just eat her pussy 

    eat her personality 

    no definitely eat her pussy

    (via charmedluna)

  6. necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

    Sometimes a king needs a queen (◡‿◡✿)

    (via loveydoveyecstasy)

  7. ladybaggins:

    elvishprincess:

    tekena:

    A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
    Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
    The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

    The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
    Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.


    He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
    Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
    ‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
    Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
    Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
    ‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
    G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
    The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

    Awh I live in Oklahoma. I wanna go see these babies.

    AHHH 

    JENN! CHARLOTTE! JORDAN! LETS GO SEE THESE BABIES!

    (via clarissa-dalloways-day-out)

  8. Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

    dicksp8jr:

    lingeringlilies:

    Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

    Read More

    SIGNAL BOOST
    Everyone needs to read and reblog this immediately !

    (via seven-skelton)

  9. (Source: monriley, via slicesofyou)

  10. Photographer: Sylwia Makris

    (via seven-skelton)

  11. I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

    askthatsexy2pamerican:

    thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

    mookie2397:

    xion-and-road:

    image

    image

    dew ihhtttt.!!!!

    you’re all welcome to my ask box

    I did this. And then I got a girlfriend, bestfriends, and a cosplay fam that s fam in and outa cosplay

    (Source: swaveylove19, via mrrjhill)

  12. sex-nugget:

    what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

    you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?

    (via mrrjhill)

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