You’re a 5 acting like you’re a 9.
No one should judge someone. Maybe they believe they are a 9. Who the fuck are you to tell them they aren’t?
My Acer computer that isn’t even 6 months old died on me tonight. So I had to make an impromptu trip down to Norman to get my Asus that needs an external keyboard to work properly. Luckily the Acer is still under warranty so the company is going to fix it, but this still sucks. Ughhh I need bad things to stop happening.
Also my brother was a douche and I told him I hoped he broke his leg at work for being a dick. So if he breaks his leg it’s not on me. Just sayin’.
The roommates dragon won’t stop making peeping noises. I’m about to bust into her room and turn him into a nugget.
cosmo sex tip #245: while you’re fucking, lean down, whisper, “hail hydra” in their ear, then knock them unconscious and when they wake up, interrogate them about the whereabouts of captain america