1. tastefullyoffensive:

[12dianaprince]
  2. kidshit:

    NOT THIS AGAIN. I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT I KNOW HER FROM FUUUCCCCKKKKK

    Emma Thompson, she was in Love Actually, Nanny McPhee, Harry Potter (as Trelawney), Men In Black….

    (Source: ingridsbergman)

  3. rachiigoesrawr:

    How to make a salad - x

    (via kidshit)

  4. "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)

    wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

    (via brigwife)

    And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

    (via fixyourwritinghabits)

    (via kidshit)

  5. harcules:

    Words to live by. If you like eating it, continue to eat it. Some foods are good for the soul.

    (Source: roseytyler, via kidshit)

  6. (Source: foxfare, via earthlyspirit)

  7. drawingdownthemoon:

    Just listed this Faery Wisdom Box Kit! This box is gorgeous and I’m having a hard time letting it go! It has this adorable tiny antique lock that works! Don’t forget about my INSTAGRAM GIVEAWAY!

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/MoveWithTheMoon

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    (via thepagansanctum)

  8. wiccateachings:

Certain plants can purify the air taking out toxins or bad or stale air, these are some wonderful plants to keep around the home.1. Bamboo Palm: It removes formaldahyde and is also said to act as a natural humidifier.2. Snake Plant: It absorb nitrogen oxides and formaldahyde.3. Areca Palm: One of the best air purifying plants for general air cleanliness.4. Spider Plant: Great indoor plant for removing carbon monoxide and other toxins or impurities. Spider plants are one of three plants NASA deems best at removing formaldahyde from the air.5. Peace Lily: Peace lilies could be called the “clean-all.” They’re often placed in bathrooms or laundry rooms because they’re known for removing mold spores. Also know to remove formaldahyde and trichloroethylene.6. Gerbera Daisy: Not only do these gorgeous flowers remove benzene from the air, they’re known to improve sleep by absorbing carbon dioxide and giving off more oxygen over night.

    wiccateachings:

    Certain plants can purify the air taking out toxins or bad or stale air, these are some wonderful plants to keep around the home.

    1. Bamboo Palm: It removes formaldahyde and is also said to act as a natural humidifier.

    2. Snake Plant: It absorb nitrogen oxides and formaldahyde.

    3. Areca Palm: One of the best air purifying plants for general air cleanliness.

    4. Spider Plant: Great indoor plant for removing carbon monoxide and other toxins or impurities. Spider plants are one of three plants NASA deems best at removing formaldahyde from the air.

    5. Peace Lily: Peace lilies could be called the “clean-all.” They’re often placed in bathrooms or laundry rooms because they’re known for removing mold spores. Also know to remove formaldahyde and trichloroethylene.

    6. Gerbera Daisy: Not only do these gorgeous flowers remove benzene from the air, they’re known to improve sleep by absorbing carbon dioxide and giving off more oxygen over night.

    (via thepagansanctum)

  9. earthlyspirit:

    EARTHLYSPIRIT’S 2ND WORLDWIDE GIVEAWAY!

    To enter into this giveaway you must:

    1. Be following me (as this is a competition for my online friends - both old and new)
    2. Reblog this post - maximum once PER DAY (without removing the text)
    3. Check out my Etsy Store PisceanVision
    4. Be willing to send me your shipping information in the event that you are the winner.

    The winning entry will be drawn on December 10th by using a random online generator, and the winner will be contacted through ask box. If I do not receive a message back within 3 days I will draw another winner.
    Giveaway is available WORLDWIDE.

    Included in this giveaway is:

    • A 7 piece chakra stone set - BRILLIANT for meditation and chakra balancing.
    • One bundle of white sage for energy and space cleansing.
    • A handmade Dalmatian Jasper hemp necklace from my store PisceanVision.
    • A packet of “Spiritual Guide” incense (20 sticks).
    • A book named “Meditation” by Joy
    • A Tibetan singing bowl.
    • A mix of stones including a large raw rose quartz, a shiva lingam stone, a tumbled lapis lazuli stone and a red jasper stone.

    Thank you for following me and interacting with me over the years, I’ve formed such strong friendships with a lot of you, and I know there is a lot more to come.
    Best of luck!
    Love, light and infinite cosmic blessings,
    Ashleigh xxxx

    (via thepagansanctum)

  10. arminsarmy:

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

    (via witchybitchyandtrippy)

  11. aph-satan:

    randomfandomteacher:

    heretical-hypothetical:

    artigosaurus:

    queen-of-dork:

    i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

    debisanacronym1:

    WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

    NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

    IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

    WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

    VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

    THE UNDERDOG

    I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

    http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

    (via witchybitchyandtrippy)

  12. 0wlparty:

straightwhiteboysanonymous:

Can we signal boost this creep?

wtf..

WHAT!? WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS!!???!!!

    0wlparty:

    straightwhiteboysanonymous:

    Can we signal boost this creep?

    wtf..

    WHAT!? WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS!!???!!!

    (via witchybitchyandtrippy)

  13. Liquid sage cleanser

    the-darkest-of-lights:

    (For when you can’t burn sage)

    1 1/2 cup distilled water
    15 drops sage essential oil
    1 quartz crystal
    1 spritzer bottle

    Mix all ingredients together and add the crystal to the bottle to add power and as a shaker.

    –The Darkest of Lights

    (via thepagansanctum)

  14. spcsnaptags:

    wolvensnothere:

    kurtiswiebe:

    This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

    Yup.

    So this.

    I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

    Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

    One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

    There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

    I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

    There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

    And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

    It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

    ^^^ This. I hate Family Guy because it’s the same running jokes episode after episode. It has no substance and the characters are just shitty to each other. I wish Seth MacFarlane and the rest of the writers for Family Guy would either clean up the characters acts and have them stop being shitty and abusive towards Meg for a laugh or to just completely take down the show. Right now it really has no redeeming qualities. I like American Dad and The Cleveland  Show, they aren’t always in the best taste, but at least those two shows have dysfunctional families that aren’t abusive towards each other. Peter is just a shitty character and they honestly should kill him off. 

    (Source: fyspringfield.com, via igetcarriedawayfromy0u)

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